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Friday Humor: PUNography

SERIES: FRIDAY HUMOR #50

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I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus,

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

 

 
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Posted by on May 16, 2014 in Humor

 

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