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FRIDAY HUMOR: Linus, Lucy, and the 9th Chapter of Genesis

SERIES: Friday Humor #42

Linus and Lucy

Lucy and Linus are gazing out the window at a staggering downpour.

“Boy, look at it rain,” Lucy says, fear etched on her face. “What if if floods the wohole world?”

“It will never do that,” Linus responds confidently. “In the ninth chapter of Genesis, God promised Noah that would never happen again, and the sign of the promise is the rainbow.”

“You’ve taken a great load of my mind,” Lucy says with a sigh of relief. Linus replies, “Sound theology has a way of doing that!”

SOURCE: Sam Storms. Preface to Tough Topics: Biblical Answers to 25 Challenging Questions. Wheaton, IL.: Crossway, 2013.

 
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Posted by on January 10, 2014 in Humor

 

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FRIDAY HUMOR: “The Sleep Walker”

Series: Friday Humor #41

Cartoon sleep walker

“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Pastor,” an embarrassed woman said after a church service, “when my husband walked out during your sermon.”

“I did find it rather disconcerting,” the preacher replied.

“It’s not a reflection on you, sir,” insisted the church goer.

“Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child.”

*SOURCE: Carlos Sales

 
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Posted by on January 3, 2014 in Humor

 

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FRIDAY HUMOR: 0-200 IN A FEW SECONDS!

FRIDAY HUMOR #40

man standing on scale

So a few weeks ago my wife said “Hey honey, if money wasn’t an issue, what would you like for Christmas?” Without much thought I said “I would love to wake up on Christmas morning to find something in the garage that would take me from zero to 200 in a few seconds!”

… so … this morning she told me my present was in the garage so I ran there to find a small box. When I opened it … (wait for it) I found a scale … and she said “stand on it … it will go zero to 200 in a few seconds!” … Merry Christmas to all and to all a good laugh!!

SOURCE: Carlos Sales

 
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Posted by on December 27, 2013 in Humor

 

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FRIDAY HUMOR: To Give Or Not To Give? That Is The Question

SERIES: FRIDAY HUMOR #39

MEN IN DISCUSSION

Someone tells of a large company where the president set a goal that everyone would contribute to the United Fund. So everybody in the company gave, except one man. The other employees tried their best to convince the man to give. They appealed to his philanthropic nature; they told him about the great needs in the community; they told him how important it was to be a part of the team. He still refused to give. The president of the company finally called the man into his office and said, “Sam, it is my desire that this company be a part of the United Fund, and it is my desire that our participation be 100 percent. There are two ways we will reach that level of giving. If you give, we will meet my goal, or if you don’t give, I will fire you and we will meet my goal.” “Of course, I will give,” the man responded. “It’s just that nobody ever explained it that way to me before.”

Source: Steve Brown. When Your Rope Breaks (Kindle Locations 169-175). Kindle Edition.

 
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Posted by on December 20, 2013 in Humor

 

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FRIDAY HUMOR: The Young “Hot Shot” Businessman

SERIES: FRIDAY HUMOR #38 

Man on the Phone in office

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”

“Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”

SOURCE: Carlos Sales

 
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Posted by on December 13, 2013 in Humor

 

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FRIDAY HUMOR: “DREAMS AND A DIAMOND NECKLACE”

SERIES: FRIDAY HUMOR #37

Diamond Necklace

On Christmas morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening just before opening presents, the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

 
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Posted by on December 6, 2013 in Holidays, Humor

 

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FRIDAY HUMOR: Sleeping In

SERIES: FRIDAY HUMOR #36

CARTOON CHARACTER SLEEPING

Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it.

So Bob went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. He got a great night’s sleep and actually beat the alarm in the morning. After a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work.

“Boss,” he said, “The pill my doctor subscribed me actually worked!”

“That’s all fine,” said the boss, “But where were you yesterday?”

*SOURCE: Carlos Sales

 
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Posted by on November 29, 2013 in Humor, Vocation

 

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