FRIDAY HUMOR #40
So a few weeks ago my wife said “Hey honey, if money wasn’t an issue, what would you like for Christmas?” Without much thought I said “I would love to wake up on Christmas morning to find something in the garage that would take me from zero to 200 in a few seconds!”
… so … this morning she told me my present was in the garage so I ran there to find a small box. When I opened it … (wait for it) I found a scale … and she said “stand on it … it will go zero to 200 in a few seconds!” … Merry Christmas to all and to all a good laugh!!
SOURCE: Carlos Sales