FRIDAY HUMOR: Do you want the bad news or the good news first?

25 Oct

Friday Humor: #31

doctor and patient cartoon

A man went to see his doctor for a checkup. He went back the next day to get the results from the tests.

“Doc, how do I look?”

The doctor said, “I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?”

The man said, “Let me hear the good news first.”

The doctor said, “Well, the good news is you have twenty-four hours to live.”

“Good grief! That’s the good news?” the man gasped. “I’ve got twenty-four hours to live? Then what’s the bad news?”

The doctor replied, “The bad news is I was supposed to tell you yesterday.”

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Posted by on October 25, 2013 in Humor


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