SERIES: FRIDAY HUMOR #28
ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS TAKEN FROM CHURCH BULLETINS
Don’t let worry kill you – let the church help.
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication will follow.
Remember in payer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Allen Betzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Betzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting at the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The service will close with “Little drops of water.” One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and do so.
A been supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.